My Spying Boss

For a while now I have felt that my boss has spying on me. How do I know? Well lets see.

• Wherever I go I'm followed by a potted plant in loafers.
• The bracelet he gave me for Christmas blinks if I leave my work station.
• Next to my parking spot: "Reserved for the guy following B. M. Lee"
• My new secretary looks a lot like that chick from "Alias"
• Instead of photos of wife and kids on his desk, he has a photo of me sleeping.
• When I'm alone in the men's room, a voice tells me to quit blocking the lens.
• There seem to be a blinking red light inside the smoke detector.
• The fax machine coughed.

This was taking by force (not really) from Ivans Blog.

(I would like everyone to know that I am not really being followed by my boss. I don't even work in an office.)