Friday, July 06, 2007

Do not read while sleeping

As I promised, here is a list of stupid labels:

Sears hairdryer
Do not use while sleeping

Dial soap
Directions: Use like regular soap

Fritos bag
You could be a winner. No purchase nessasary. Details inside.

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
Printed on the bottom: Do not turn upside down

Mark and Spencers bread pudding
Product will be hot after heating

Nytol sleep aid
Product may cause drowsiness

Korean kitchen knife
Keep out of children

Japanese food processor
Not to be used for the other use

Sweedish chainsaw
Do not stop chain with hands or genitals

Superman costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly

AND NOW THE WINNER OF THE VIRTUAL SNICKERS BAR...



NOBODY!

Nobody seemed to have an answer. My dad told me what it was, but he cheated to get the answer. Rick thought I was talking about the title of the blog and not the title of the last post. So oh well. I guess I will virtually eat the virtual Snickers bar myself.

6 comments:

Harmonica Man said...

You could have at least shared a virtual bite of your Snickers bar, since I "technically" got it right.

On the Fritos bag - I suppose that would make sense if you stole it.

B. M. Lee said...

Fine, here have a bite.

Yes I am a slow eater.

Grandma said...

This sure was fun to read!!! And I have to tell you---I have a bottle of prescription sleeping pills, and it actually says "May cause drowsiness" on it!!! I should hope so---that's what I paid for!!!!

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grand[pa said...

I am impressed you are going to a computer and math college. Some day you might end up as smart as your dad, with a little effort. Do not try to beat your grandpa!

BeeHappy Laurence said...

Very funny ! :-)